Why do you have to be so handsome?
I’m surprised nobody’s reminded ‘Cool’ Alex of this. So cute!
That’s right. Fucking look.
It’s a good thing I’m not Chief Morel. ‘Cause I laughed my ass off when I saw this!
Professor Layton. With a beak.
Jeremy finally gets me!
Me on a Saturday night ;)
Saturday nightThe night when dreams are made
Pay a fiver, get a wristband
As a token
Of your right to drink their vodka
The night when only the best warpaint
And a bloke travels in the opposite direction
Of the queue
Supported by grim reapers dressed in black
The night where you feel like an actor
From the flicks
Staggering home, holding hands with the
Dodging fights and alley dogshit
The night that never ends
The night when you snog that girl
That’s on Facebook every night
At half past nine
The night that makes you funny
And more than fine
Come back to our place
For a little more wine?
The night when you dream of that
And wonder if she knows how to suck more than
A cocktail stick
But she’s gone.
And so have you.